Roid Bios: The Great Roid of the Mountain

The Great Roid
of the Mountain

The original and oldest resident on Hem. For this reason, the Great Roid is considered by all of the other Roids to be their guiding mentor. With his "It doesn't fecal matter" attitude, he rants and raves from the tallest stool on Hem. Well armed with wise-cracks and profound revelations, Great, is most admired for his story telling skill. The residents of Hem constantly demand the Great Roid to recite yarns from "Flatulant Fairy Tales". Upon the Roid's arrival on earth, the Great Roid took up residence atop Mount Lee, just above the Hollywood sign, which now reads: HOLLYROID. The Great Roid's powers of observation were tested to their limits when he said, Quoate;